Joseph Biden turns The White House from eight to five in a Childcare Home (foto The Onion)
Biden’s Child Care Plan To Allow All American Parents To Drop Kids Off At The White House Between Eight And Five
Washington – In an effort to help cover costs for working families, President Joe Biden rolled out his Child Care Plan Wednesday allowing all American parents to drop their kids off at The White House between 8 AM. and 5 PM “Starting today, you can drop your tykes right off at the front gate, where a Senior Adviser will check your child in and escort them to the West Wing,” said Biden, who touted the new Program as a convenient centralized location for families from the Mid Atlantic, South Eastern, and Mid West Regions, as well as only a short drive away for those living in the West and South West. “We understand how hard it is to be a working parent, so please feel free to bring them down. We’ve allocated over $ 200 billion for pudding cups, crayons, and dodgeballs for kids of all ages to enjoy. They can explore the Roosevelt Room and dig in the Rose Garden. The White House Chef is currently preparing 700,000 PeeBee & Jay’s, so let us know if your child has a nut allergy. But please be warned, if your child does not behave, we will not hesitate to send them to the Guantánamo Bay Detention Camp.” At press time, Biden added that all children who had not been picked up by 5:30 PM would be made wards of the Department of Health and Human Services.
The Onion, 29 April 2021, 2:05 PM